"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"This is on me."

"The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature."

"RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass."

"To learn to get along without, to realize that what the world is going to demand of us may be a good deal more important than what we are entitled to demand of it - this is a hard lesson."

"When he followed the instincts which God had transmitted to him from his ancestry of beasts of prey, he called it sin and asked God to forgive him."

"Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?"

"He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance."

"In a false quarrel there is no true valour."