"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance."

"The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible."

"Nothing is too wonderful to be true."

"It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes."

"The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin."

"I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in an honorable manner. I have endeavored to remember that the object of life is to do good."