"Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek, and clear of eye. She seemed somehow incomplete without her hockey stick."

"I don't want to be charged with child abuse."

"Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed."

"Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes."

"Education - The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible."

"Life's experiences are intended to make you eventually face yourself. Face reality!"

"I recommend that you take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves."

"If the people who make the decisions are the people who will also bear the consequences of those decisions, perhaps better decisions will result."

"If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it."

"Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we are, richer than we are, but we don't feel all that comfortable with people who are."

"A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend."

"It is far more important to me to preserve an unblemished conscience than to compass any object however great."