"I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket."

"As time goes on, new and remoter aspects of truth are discovered which can seldom be fitted into creeds that are changeless."

"A man that don鈥檛 believe in destiny don鈥檛 need to know what his destiny is."

"Life is like a piano... what you get out of it depends on how you play it."

"No man ever became great or good except through many and great mistakes."

"My favorite part of the game is the opportunity to play."

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."

"A happy marriage is the world's best bargain."

"To add insult to injury."

"'Whoops' is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five."

"Hatred is a very underestimated emotion."

"The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals."