"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books."

"There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

"The dew has fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning."

"There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth."

"Character can not be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"Colors fade, temples crumble, empires fall, but wise words endure."

"When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose."

"How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!"