"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Mourning never really ends, only as time goes on, as we do our work, it may erupt less frequently."

"The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order."

"There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight; there is such a thing as a nation being so right that it does not need to convince others by force that it is right."

"Is life worth living? Aye, with the best of us, Heights of us, depths of us - Life is the test of us!"

"Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead."

"Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does."