"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"Go and wake up your luck."

"I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all."

"Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations."

"Prejudice is the reasoning of fools."

"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view."

"A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily."