"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."

"The eleventh commandment --- Thou shalt not be found out --- is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days."

"You can complain because roses have have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."

"God has so made the mind of man that a peculiar deliciousness resides in the fruits of personal industry."

"Setting loose on the battlefield weapons that are able to learn may be one of the biggest mistakes mankind has ever made. It could also be one of the last."

"Beauty is but the sensible image of the Infinite. Like truth and justice it lives within us; like virtue and the moral law it is a companion of the soul."

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

"The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer."

"For others do I wait... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come."

"RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead."

"Astrology and all these mystical things are generally signs of a weak mind; therefore as soon as they are becoming prominent in our minds, we should see a physician, take good food, and rest."

"Do what's right. Do it right. Do it right now."