"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."

"Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist."

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."

"How much I love every thing that is decided and open!"

"She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few years enjoyed herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and left. Excited a few men in the meantime."

"Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends"

"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

"It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a lot of people."

"Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price."

"I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our own particular path than we have yet got ourselves."