"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't."

"What we once did 'for the sake of God' we now do for the sake of money."

"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

"The only obligation which I have a right to assume, is to do at any time what I think right."

"Does the same as the system call of that name. If you don't know what it does, don't worry about it."

"The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another."