"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

"Advertising is legalized lying."

"When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that person to realize his dream."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn't exist."

"Ignorance, when voluntary, is criminal, and a man may be properly charged with that evil which he neglected or refused to learn how to prevent."

"Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax."

"There is no fettering of authority."

"I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun. I was born where there were no enclosures..."

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."

"In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is done or said, will be measured by a wrong rule; like them who have jaundice, to whom everything appears yellow."

"Touch your customer, and you're halfway there."

"Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences."