"I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise."

"Our deeds follow us, and what we have been makes us what we are."

"I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals."

"Writers have two main problems. One is writer's block, when the words won't come at all and the other is logorrhea, when the words come so fast that they can hardly get to the wastebasket in time."

"I opened the window and my heart. The sun flooded my house and love flooded my soul."

"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."

"WHITE, adj. and n. Black."

"Vladimir: That passed the time.Estragon: It would have passed in any case.Vladimir: Yes, but not so rapidly."

"WIT, n. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out."

"The sinners sins against himself; the wrongdoer wrongs himself, becoming the worse by his own action."

"Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no claws."

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."