"A turkey never voted for an early Christmas."

"A kind word never broke anyone's mouth."

"May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty."

"Better be quarrelling than lonesome."

"Praise youth and it will prosper."

"A lie travels farther than the truth."

"It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow."

"I'm a born-again atheist."

"If it is true that words have meanings, why don't we throw away words and keep just the meanings?"

"We was robbed!"

"Hate is a wasteful emotion. Most of the people you hate never know it. The others don't care."

"The process of creating new, democratic organs of government power is beginning, and, as never before, the greatest responsibility rests with the broadcast media."