"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in life. Now, when I'm old, I know it is."

"Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language."

"To revive sorrow is cruel."

"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize."

"To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches."

"What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner."