"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."

"Free children are not easily influenced; the absence of fear accounts for this phenomenon. Indeed, the absence of fear is the finest thing that can happen to a child."

"People feel comfortable around someone who is comfortable with himself."

"A good garden may have some weeds."

"Oh! too convincing - dangerously dear - In woman's eye the unanswerable tear!"

"The best way to get approval is not to need it."

"Why should I pay strangers to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk?"

"A bully is not reasonable - he is persuaded only by threats."

"Do what you know and perception is converted into character."

"This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank."