"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."

"I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done."

"It's going to come true like you knew it, but it's not going to feel like you think."

"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Man invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

"The perversity of the human spirit is such that when a young lady longs for one specific partner, every other partner counts for nothing."

"You can鈥檛 argue with all of the fools in the world. It鈥檚 easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they鈥檙e not paying attention."

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

"Time is what prevents everything from happening at once."

"If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?"

"Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue."

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."