"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

"The shortest and surest way of arriving at real knowledge is to unlearn the lessons we have been taught, to mount the first principles, and take nobody's word about them."

"I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA."

"A good example is like a bell that calls many to church."

"The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think."

"Do not cast away an honest man for a villain's accusation."

"No evil dooms us hopelessly, except the evil we love, and desire to continue in and make no effort to escape from."